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Girlfriend Secretly Really Self-Conscious About Breathing Too Hard While Snuggling

  Steve Lancaster, 31, and Lacy White, 27, started dating two months ago. They met at a mutual friend’s...
Nine O'Clock Ruse

How To Start The Morning Off Right:

1) 2AM, realize you look a bit pale for Spring and apply Neutrogena innocuous spray tan. 2) 8AM wake...
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Lethargic Millennial Considers Exercise

Sources confirm that while FaceTime Audio-ing with her best friend Chelsea Fliegurt, 25, last night, 26 year old Heather...
Nine O'Clock Ruse

This Just In: Literally, Everyone But You is Getting Married

Non-profit organization, Fingers Crossed, released an alarming report earlier this morning revealing that literally, everyone but you is getting...
Nine O'Clock Ruse
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