Jordan Nadler is a 27 year old New York City actor/writer who moved to Paris a year and a half ago to find herself. (The bread brought her here.) Signs of progressive French assimilation include smiling less in pictures, exasperated lip fluttering and pretending to understand what wine labels mean. To alleviate the never ending stream of consciousness that floods out of her mouth at any given moment she decided to do what no millennial has done before and start a blog.